Friday, May 16, 2008

We Have A New Winner!

The other day I posted about a Ft. Worth man that shot himself trying to scratch his back with his gun. Stupid people are exposed every day in this world. The trick is trying to keep your ignorance under the radar so not everyone finds out. But, due to the power of the mass media and stupid people's undying ability to get caught, we have a new leader in the world of morons.

Two Pennsylvania men were recently arrested for trying to steal power lines. Unfortunately for them, the power lines were still attached to a transformer high up on a electrical pole. They were both electrocuted, but they lived to tell the tale of there brilliant scheme.

Another rule for being dumb...if you are going to be stupid and want to save yourself the embarrassment of being caught doing stupid things, make sure you die trying.

My initial post electrocution thought...what happens to a mullet when 13 straight shower less days, a touch of fried chicken skin, Schlitz residue and 25,000 volts are combined?

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