A Song Parody

A little something different. This is a remix of Pearl Jam's Better Man.

Waiting, watching the clock, it's 4 o'clock, it's time to snack.
Get up, wait no more.

She practices her stroke as she opens the jar,
She grows colder, starts to weep as she closes the drawer.

She dreams of toast, she don't like bread,
Can't find a butter knife.
She lies and says she still loves bread,
Can't find a butter knife,
Can't find a butter knife.

Talkin' to herself, there's no one else with the cooked dough
She tells herself, oh...
Memories back when she was young and thin,
And waits for the knife to come along...
Swears she saw it, now she swears it's gone.

She dreams of toast, she don't like bread,
Can't find a butter knife.
She lies and says she still loves bread,
Can't find a butter knife,
Can't find a butter knife.

She wants it, yea...she don't want to look all day
She needs it, yeah...that's why she's not thin.

Can't find a butter knife,
Can't find a butter knife.