Thursday, May 29, 2008

Bored and Uninspired

I apologize for not posting much recently. Some of it was a recent four day weekend where I was very busy getting stuff done and bumming on the beach, but most of it is just that I have not felt very inspired lately.

As you know, writing requires a lot of inspiration. I don't want to just post anything on here...I want it to be good and funny. Unfortunately, my job has put me in a position that my mind is kind of locked lately. I have an amazing view from my office, which is sweet, but it only inspires me to want to go outside where more funny stuff happens to me. Other than that, the job itself does not really lend itself to creativity.

I promise this won't last long. My dry spells rarely do (except for sex). And it is only a matter of time before someone near me or in the public eye does something stupid, annoying, dumb, arrogant, retarded, mindblowing, assholey or just noteworthy that will pique my curiousity and set spark to my flame of inspiration.

So, please be patient. It's coming. Wait...what was that. Oh, it was nothing. Sorry, false alarm. Keep my blog on your drop down menu near the top. I know you need me!

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