Same Sex Classrooms

Apparently, some Massachusetts public schools are experimenting with same sex classrooms. The thinking is that the children's raging hormones are affecting their ability to expand their knowledge. The experiment is to see if grades will improve when the children's focus is redirected away from boobies and penises (or is it peni?).

I feel this is going to be a failed experiment. Are grades better in Catholic schools? Are kid's attentions more on their schoolwork or the kids in the other gender schools? The way I see it is there are four possible outcomes to this idea:

1. Some horribly unfortunate Columbine type situation.

2. Sharp increase in teenage suicide.

3. Increase in same sex relationships (hotter in one room than the other).

4. Lots and lots of whores.

The last outcome is primarily going to happen to the girls. In my experience as a guy, if I could of been a whore, if I had the personality to get girls to talk to me, much less sleep with me, I would of been a whore. I can't imagine too many guys that wouldn't be a whore if given the opportunity. There definitely are some out there. I wanted to be one. I really, really did. But sadly, it was not in the cards for me. C'est la vie.

So, I urge the Massachusetts schools not to go further with these plans. The outcome will simply lead to far too much death and the clap.