My Top Five and Why

Ok, you know that thing where you have a list of 5 people you are allowed to get with outside of your current partner (yea, for me that's a wife)? Well, this is mine. I have always meant to write this down, but I never do, until now. This list has changed a lot over the years and will probably continue to, but this is it for now:

1. Shakira
2. Jessica Biel
3. Charlize Theron
4. Natalie Portman
5. Reese Witherspoon

And here is why. The first two, Shakira and Jessica Biel (and women listen up), I believe this is what a woman should strive to look like in their bodies. None of this skinny, small butt crap. Be a woman and look real. These two girls are ridiculously HOT! Shakira can make her body do things that shakes my junk! Jessica Biel is beautiful and her body is simply stunning. Please don't get me wrong, I think you are beautiful the way you are. I am just saying to all the crazies out there that have built up an image in their mind as to what they need to look like...these are two great bods to aim for!

Charlize Theron is simply beautiful. Not sure I have much else to say about that.

Natalie Portman is unique I think. She has the ability to be cute and sexy. I believe this is rare. Just all around she is awesome. She is very good looking, quirky, fun, talented, all that.

And finally, Reese Witherspoon. She has been in my top five for a long time. I don't know if there is a good way to explain this one that any one will agree with. I have just always thought she was cute and probably always will.

Well, there you have it. These are the 5 women I believe I have the right to get with should the opportunity present itself. I also believe that Corie cannot argue this! Argue, critique, bitch, whine, do whatever you want with this. It's my Top 5 and I am sticking to it until one of these tricks pisses me off.

Peace in.