You walk into a men's room. You only have to go #1, so a toilet is not necessary. There are nice urinals there so that we need not bother sitting and completely removing our pants. The number of urinals varies depending on what bathroom you are in. Today, the number of urinals is three.
No one is using any of the three urinals. Which one do you choose? Which one do you choose?
You choose one of the ones on the end idiot! Don't use the middle one. It is rude. It makes it uncomfortable for the next guy that comes in and seeks the same convenience of the urinal as you.
We have all been to bars, concerts and ballgames. We can comfortably pee next to other men utilizing the dead pan, stare-straight-ahead maneuver to assert our masculinity. But, if we have the option to put a urinal's worth of spacing between us and the next full-bladder ridden patron, then we do so because it is more comfortable and natural.
So to all you freaks out there, especially the jackass that went into the bathroom before me a few minutes ago, if there is an odd number of urinals, just move to the end. It makes it easier on all of us and it is just normal. Gawd!
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Agreed. I also get pissed at people that take the middle seat at MUNI stops. I don't want to sit next to you, jackass, move to the end.
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