The Duh-Bate

I am currently watching the debate. I will, sort of, write about what I see happening...until I get tired. Here we go...

John "Awkward Pause" McCain v. Barack "Main Street" Obama

First of all, let me thank Sen. McCain for finding the time to participate..

Ok, first question. Neither one of them answered the damn thing. Why does this happen every time frickin' time a politician is asked anything? Just answer the question. At least Jim called them out on it.

Question two: I don't know. I was talking.

Question three: Who did win Ms. Congeniality in Congress Se. McCain? I guess he's a meany. It looks like things are starting to get a little testy. Rerr!

Why does the moderator have to keep telling them to talk to each other? Aren't they grown men? Guess not.

Are people really moving to Ireland to open business Mr. McCain? And please stop saying $932M in pork barrel spending...we get it.

What percent of Americans will get a tax break Sen. Obama? Please mention it again.

Did someone tell McCain to stop acting like a pussy? Cause he is definitely trying to act tough. he certainly isn't congenial tonight!

Question four: What will you have to give up as a result of the financial rescue plan?

Obama escapes early by saying we gotta wait and see. Safe answer and then attack with platform points!

Ok, I am already bored and tired. If it's weak, whatever. i don't care.

Let me summarize what I can guarantee will be said:

"Blah, blah, blah, blah."