If I had the money, and were just a touch more religious, I think I would start a Christian Rock radio station West of the Mississippi so I could have the call letters WWJD.
Nothing says 'Yay God' more than a purely hard rock song about the teachings of Christ. I am sure Jesus and his 12 buddies regularly listened to hard rock (literally...I think they only had instruments made of rocks back then) and often joined in a spirited mosh pit in recognition of his old man.
It would be fun to be a DJ at the station. You get to say things like, "Welcome back to 94.5 FM, WWJD. What Would Jesus Do? He would ROCK! You were just listening to 'I Got Soul and I am A Soldier...of God' by Joseph and the Wisemen. Coming up next we have a diddy from the JC Crew called 'GodRock.' It'll melt your bible. And we'll have more from Faith Go More right after these messages from Garden of Eden Air Fresheners. It'll remove even the smell of the devil!"
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