I almost threw up when I saw this headline a few minutes ago. Miley Cyrus just inked a deal to write her memoirs! SHE IS 15 YEARS OLD!!! If that book is longer than 12 pages, I will be very upset.
Lucky for you, I was able to obtain an excert from this sure-to-be masterpiece through my sources. It is as follows:
"I was born November 22, 1992 after an achey-breaky encounter my mom had with a hillbilly hack at a truckstop bathroom. A few years went by and I lucked into a TV role for a children's show. They let me sing and everything, sometimes when it wasn't even the TV show. Now I am 15. I hope you liked my book."
About Me
- Brian Pierce
- Jersey City, New Jersey, United States
- This blog is for my amusement and that of others. I need a place to keep my material together. And, yes, I would be willing to sell some of my jokes for those of you out there that need new, fresh material. Now for stuff about me: I am 33 years old, I have a kick ass wife named Corie with a daughter, Kelsie and a son, Dylan. After a 7 year stint in the SF Bay Area and a 2 year layover back home in Louisiana, I am in the New York area now trying to make a go of it. I live and die with LSU sports (especially football) as with the New Orleans Saints. I love them so much. My family is always my top priority. I love hanging out with friends and kickin' it old school. I dig 80's music. I have a Black Lab named Bodhi and a psycho cat named Ansel. Anything else you need to know about me you're gonna have to ask. Peace in.
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