Sex Addict Clinic...WHAT???

David Duchovny checked out of a sex addict rehabilitation hospital today. Really? Why did he check in? If I thought this was a real disease, I would check in. I would have to be having sex at least 67 times a day before I thought I had a serious medical condition.

I would imagine, at this clinic and others like it, they just have a giant list of every guy in the world and they check they're names off when they come in. Seems like Masturbation Clinic would be a more appropriate label.

Sex Education

No one ever really taught me about having sex. I had to learn it all on my own. I wasn’t too worried though. No one taught me how to masturbate either, but I pretty much conquered that.

The best my parents could do was a brief speech after my Mother attended an informative session about teens and sex at our church. She got home and said, “Brian…don’t ever have sex.” Apparently, they talked a lot about STDs and it freaked her out. That was the extent of my birds and bees. I didn’t really try and listen to her, but apparently it stuck with me for a while!

We had sex education in high school. I never understood the point of that. What do they expect teenagers to learn by showing hilarious pictures and movies while you are surrounded by all of your friends. They should just give everyone a hooker and let someone with real life experience direct the lesson.