Turn Your Head and Cough

After several year of wandering the earth cautiously, I am finally going to have health insurance again. It has been a scary adventure with my knack for injury, but I survived and now I can finally seek medical assistance for the world of issues I have.

So, heads up to all you doctor's out there. Internalists, dermatologists, ENT, psychologists, proctologists, gynecologists...I don't care. I am going to see all of you, vagina or not. You have been warned.

So many physicals.

To Air is Human

Both my kids farted on me this morning. That would normally be a sucky thing, but I know where they learned it from.

Duck

A new report shows that gun sales have increased since the election of Barack Obama.

I wouldn't worry. It takes a lot of planning to assassinate a president...so I'm told. I am pretty sure you can't go buy a gun and then just shoot him. You have to at least have a plan.

Guyroning

Adjust the ironing board to couch level so you can sit and watch football while you iron your clothes. Beer optional.

Career Day

Who is more excited about Career Day at their school this year than Obama's kids? How many kids can compete with them?

"Hey, what's your Dad do? Oh yea, he's a doctor? Nice. Yea, my Dad is President...of the United States!"

"Your Dads a lawyer. Whatever, my Dad's the leader of the free world. Bring it bitches."

The Strangest Thing

The strangest thing happened this morning. I woke up, America had elected a black President and everything was OK. I saw people going to work, people walking down the street in a normal walking fashion. There was no fighting, no murderous rampages, no apocalypse. Weird.

Look people, it is like this. In football, sometimes when things aren't working and the offense is not clicking, you need to make a change. You need to restructure so you can succeed. Sometimes you just need to change your quarterback. It's not always permanent, but it is sometimes necessary.

We'll be OK. We'll definitely be better off. Obama is no savior, but he is a good man that will get some things accomplished. Bear in mine though, he is just a politician like the rest of them. Some of the stuff he does will piss us off and some will be great. I don't see how there is anyone who can say we will not be better off than we have been for the last 8 years. Bush screwed us all and more importantly he screwed up our country. He will go down in history, I think, as the worst President we have every had. Way to go Bushy...this is your legacy.