The Greeks had many Gods. Each one was responsible for a certain aspect of existence. Poseidon was the God of the Sea. Athena was the Goddess of wisdom and warfare. And Zeus ruled over all of them.
All we ever here about are the prominent gods. In a society governed by multiple deities, surely there were gods for everything. If Aphrodite managed your love life and Hades ruled the underworld, there must of been gods in charge of diseases, misfortune and every day occurrences.
Listed below are the lesser known Gods that watched over ancient Greece:
Testiclees - God of Erectile Dysfunction
Exlaxius - God of Digestion
Ticketus - Goddess of Parking Cops
Peeburnis - God of Sexually Transmitted Diseases
Linelength - God of DMVs
Halfy- Goddess of Divorce
Bitchus - Goddess of Ex-Wives (sister of Halfy)
Peakustooyoungus - God of Peta files
Mindnumbnus - God of After School Programming
Bob - God of Boredom
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